World Premiere: GoldenGirls - "Do The Criminal" + remixes

With the first single off an EP called XoXo (set for April release), "Do The Criminal", the Canadian young man who calls himself GoldenGirls creates the sort of hyped up, minimal, pogo-inspiring synthpop that brings out the listener's love of casio hums and the glee of teenage innocence.  Combine that with nearly-stock effects and so-repetitious-you-can't-not-find-them-catchy drums, and you get a formula that's so immensely easy to like and terrifyingly hard to be snarky about, your friends here at THE CULTURE OF ME are 100% expecting certain nothing-good-to-say naysayers' imminent head explosions.  And to push the lever all the way to overload, here are two similarly infectious, slightly more nuanced remixes: a 4/4 bang version from Mr Vega and what could qualify as the most friendly punk rock treatment ever from Designer Drugs.

(mp3)    GoldenGirls - Do The Criminal

(mp3)    GoldenGirls - Do The Criminal (Mr Vega remix)

(mp3)    GoldenGirls - Do The Criminal (Designer Drugs remix)

Godspeed!