Thanks to the lovely girlfriend Karen, I'm posting this. Apparently the Cary Tennis column on Salon.com is attempting to answer the age-old question of "what does a former hipster become? why?" Observe:
After college the indie-rocker and I moved to Williamsburg,
Brooklyn (before it exploded of course), and I learned to appreciate
grit and dives and PBRs and irony. But still, I was a nerd.
While living there I hated Williamsburg because I always felt
judged. I hated walking down the street in my dorky clothes with my
dorky gait and my dorky smile. And I had no creative, impressive job to
justify my presence there. I didn't meet too many people. I became
miserable. Eventually the indie rocker and I broke up and I moved to a
less hip part of Brooklyn, a part where people do their own laundry and
where the sidewalk is not a fashion parade. In this new neighborhood I
don't feel self-conscious when I walk to buy groceries.
The breakup meant the end of a lot of friendships, and I felt
like I had to start from scratch. The people I've since made friends
with are sweet-natured and forgiving of nerdiness-- that is to say,
they are not hipsters. I also have a new job working with some of the
kindest people I've ever encountered, and I've been dating a caring and
considerate gentleman.
I think that I should be happy to be in more comfortable
surroundings, yet I feel so dissatisfied. I go to my job with my
wonderful co-workers, and I judge them for listening to Coldplay. I
judge my kindhearted friends for not having dark-rimmed glasses and
Vans. I judge my neighborhood for not having galleries, or the right
ZIP code.
After another 300 words or so of blah blah blah, Tennis responds with a grand, 500+ word response/anecdote/life lesson for those of us so inclined with narcissism that we haven't seen the leaves before the trees. Catch up on the fate of the affair here.
Now, I would have something really obnoxious to say about this whole thing, but to be honest, I'm exhausted. I had a horrible night of no sleep last night and couldn't really give a shit to expound on this from my own conceited mouth. Instead, what do you all think? Read the whole thing and come back to me, would you?
(mp3) Nada Surf - Popular, from the High/Low LP
Godspeed!